“Put Another Log on the Fire”

 

 Put another log on the fire

Cook me up some bacon & some beans

And go out to the car & change the tire

Wash my socks and blow my old blue jeans

 Come on baby you can fill my pipe & then go fetch my slippers

 And boil me up another pot of tea

 Then put another log on the fire babe

 And come & tell me why you're leaving me

 

 Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday

And don't I warn you when you're gettin fat

Ain't I a gonna take you fishin' with me someday

Well a man can't love a woman more than that

And ain't I always nice to your kid sister

Don't I take her driving every night

So sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet

And you know it ain't feminine to fight

 

So put another log on the fire

Cook me up some bacon & some beans

Go out to the car & lift it up & change the tire

Wash my socks & sew my old blue jeans

Come on baby you can fill my pipe & then go fetch my slippers

And boil me up another pot of tea

Then put another log on the fire babe

And come & tell me why you're leaving me

 

 "The Last Log on the Fire"

Parody by Pamela Hayse - From an Aussie girl.

I put another log on the fire
I've made you up a nice hot cup of tea
I've filled your pipe and brought your favourite slippers
And then I let you walk all over me.

At Christmas don't I let you take us camping
To our little love nest in the scrub
The kids and I all holed up in a four-berth
While you spend your two weeks down the pub.

Now don't I tell you when to pluck your nose-hairs?
Or don't I tell you when to shave your ears?
And don't I hear you brag about that beer-pot?
Although you haven't seen your toes for years.

So I've put another log on the fire
And I've brewed you up a nice hot cup of tea
I'll just pop down and pick you up some cold ones
While you relax in front of your TV.

Now I'm cruising down the highway for the border
Got my kids, my suitcase and my coat
I made the tea, but darn, I left the gas on
Well now Hon, I guess that's all she wrote.

Yeah, I put another log on the fire
I made you up your last hot cup of tea
I filled your filthy pipe for the last time
Now little man, you've seen the last of me!

Thanks to Brian Truskolaski for submitting this Article.